Because he always came in a little behind.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh
Papal
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
Walking.
