Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Tennis Match Jokes More Tennis Match Jokes

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.