Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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An ambulance.

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No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Testicles.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.