What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Umpire Jokes More Umpire Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Fowl Ball Jokes More Fowl Ball Jokes

What's another name for a chicken testicle?

Fowl Ball

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!