What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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He ate himself!

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Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

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Well..it's not hard

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!