What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!