Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY