Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.