Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
The HUGS boson!
Cutting edge technology.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
