Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Cutting edge technology.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Post.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
