Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Because it's about two Adams bonding.
The HUGS boson!
He was stoned
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Skip to my loo.
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
