Math teachers, because every student counts.
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)
A PDF file.
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
Works it out with a pencil.
Gee I'm a tree!
