What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.