What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!