How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.