A pencil has a point.
The pension package.
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
I don't see the point
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
One's a fruit, you idiot.