What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.