What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire