What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!