What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence