What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.