Because their sheep can hear zippers.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
He got kilt.
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Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
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The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
He kilt himself
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
A hopscotch
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
Scott !
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
A community centre
A skimpy.
the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
A: Ho, ho, ho!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
To lift his spirits.
A Beemer.
No whey...
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
In the ground.
