How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Clan Jokes More Clan Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder