How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"