How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder