How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.