Give them a bible
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations