Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
A saucer-er!
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
It mistbehaved
One.
One, but he wishes it was two.
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
The lightbulb works fine...
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
Go stand in front of a mirror
