What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.