What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.