What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What is a paradox?

A small medical clinic.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.