What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.