What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.