What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.