Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.
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Coffee Mug
One of you is a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!
The rest of your life.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Under a-rest.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
You weed out the rest
He resisted a rest.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
3, and the rest are true stories.
For resisting a rest.
Resisting a rest.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
The rest of her is cold too.
An antique.
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
One... The rest are true stories.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
There ain't no rest for the wicked
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
I rest my queso.
He was just a nerdy digger.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
They're always eager for more on their pate.
The rest are hunting peckers.
Ref: The rest of the match !
I rest my case.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Because the rest are weekdays.
It's a long story.
Because torque is cheap
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
Rest in **police**.
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Alan RIPman
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...
Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.
He's resisting a rest!"
A change is as good as a rest !
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Boris' Karl loft.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
He just wasn't into resting.
One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
He was resisting a rest
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
the rest of them will write Perl
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
That's not my stile.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
Ask him to hold open the elevator door
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Joaquin.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Because they work for peanuts
Because he couldn't handle his roast
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
