Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove