How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !