How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.