Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"