What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.