What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it