Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Computer Disk Drive Jokes More Computer Disk Drive Jokes

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Internet Pupil Jokes More Internet Pupil Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it