What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it