Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin