Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.