How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.