How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.