How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

Metallica Jokes More Metallica Jokes

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.