What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.