What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.