Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.