Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!