What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.