What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

Triple Eh Jokes More Triple Eh Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.