How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!