Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.