What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.