What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun