How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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tangerine

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers