Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
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Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
It's Bill Withers.
Give her a shovel.
It twerked.
We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"
Edward Snowed In
a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
If it's bill withers!
You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
A Dell.
An acapellago.
It was sold to the highest Buddha.
Both crews were marooned.
