How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.