What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."