What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.