What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!