Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.