Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)