Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers