Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!