What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.