What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin