Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction