Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians?

Miss Direction.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.