Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!