Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.