What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.