What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.