What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."