What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What did the lifeguard say to the hippie?

You're too far out, man.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.