Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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Why was the chicken happy?

A: Everything was eggcellent.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D